Iranian Elections are Like This

Iran’s election results are in, and the winner of this election cycle’s Rock ‘em Sock ‘em tournament is Mahmoud Adiminijad!  Man what a fight!  And folks, things are just starting to heat up!  Even though the Grand Ayatollah was at the controls of each fighter, spectators are now claiming the fight was rigged.

Taking a play right of their previous colonial oppressors playbook, Persian punks are taking to the streets.  They’re burning buses and fighting with police, just like a good old fashion English soccer riot.

On the other side of the globe, leaders in the West who had doubled down on Mousavi, are discussing the results with the media like those who just lost a bet discuss the results with their bookie.

Stumble it!